From now on I will-
1.) Attempt to get out of bed more than 15mins before I have to leave my flat.
2.) Put on make up properly in daylight.....and scrubbing a blunt black eyeliner round my eyes doesn't count!!
3.) Do something with my hair, scrunched up on the top of my head makes me look like i'm off to the gym and as i've found at some point i'm going to have to take a hat off to reveal whats lurking underneath so hats just wont cut it!!
4.) Dont wear pyjama trousers/massive tracksuit bottoms outside of my flat mainly because they are always too long and I trip over them and are a major health hazard!
5.) Head back down to the sunbeds...winter skin is pretty much here and its going to go one way or another, white and pasty or St. Tropez orange.....neither of which are cool.
6.) Sort my shitty hair colour out!!
7.) Wear my nice clothes and attempt to make some kind of effort!
I may not be as beautiful, skinny, young, funny, intelligent, talented...blah blah blah blah as the other girls, but I need to at least try to compete with the help of GHD's, Bobbi Brown and a can of Elnet (also a pair of whorelashes will probably help!!!!)
Latersss peeps xx